in the great tradition of my sexual caveat post from summer 2007, i am sharing w/ you something i swiped from my girl oyin's blog (it's private, so i can't link it). it's funny because it's true. ;)
if your grasp of the english language is rudimentary
(and if you don't know what rudimentary is and can't figure it out with the context clues...this prolly means you)
do not attempt to write erotic poetry
it is simply a poor choice
go with where your talents are...
impress her by adding up the tip in your head
burn her a cd
do an interpretative dance
because a line like "i want to kiss in between your pelvic..."
or "i want to make love to your inner loins..."
*shaking my head*
these things will be shared with homegirls
and they will find their way into random blogs
don't let it be you, hear?
don't let it be you...