i think i hate mario lopez.

he's smarmy.
like maybe he wants to fuck you & give you herpes or that tag team of chalmydia and gonnorhea. insincere, as if he only asks about how your job's going to find out whether or not you got paid on time (so he can get some cash). something is so very rotten about that motherfucker. and he's so bad at delivering his poorly-written lines on america's best dance crew. like, wow.

he sucks.

or perhaps i need more sleep and less booze?