10.19.2008

my slap a motherfucker button is being pressed.

hard. because of this.

"i'm afraid if he wins, the blacks will take over."
really?
word?

you think "we" (like every black person is secretly united against your white asses and anyone who could possibly undermine our goals of world domination via newports and malt liquor) are waiting with baited breath for obama to win so we can come out in droves to destroy your pure christian nation of amber waves of grain and virgins? like, the second the inauguration ceremony ends, this man decides to paint the white house black for real? is he gonna pass a mandate that the new endangered species is listed as the educated black man? the fbi's ten most wanted list is changed to list folks who owe barack and/ or michele obama over 500 USD? are the darkies gonna take to the streets in celebratory dance like the big liberation scene in the wiz? oh, waaaaaaaaaaaiiiit. i know now: the bald eagles will all be caught and deep-fried like so many thanksgiving turkeys, then served on the lawn of the white house on paper plates w/ ronald reagan's coffin as a table. it'll be the takeover dinner.

"the blacks" are as varied in opinion as "the whites," "the latinos," and every other group in american society. some of us are for him. some of us are against him. others are undecided or not voting for either of the big-party candidates. ridiculous. dry that shit up. secondly, a good number of "us" are not thinking about you in middle america. we, like you, have normal and everyday concerns: bills, food, family, jobs, etc. i hate to even discuss my similarities to such simpletons, but we're all having very human experiences right now. nobody has any fucking money. you're worried about ppl who look like me taking over this country? booboo kitty, people who look like you have not been doing a bang-up job, i don't know if you've noticed. the system doesn't effing work -- who gives a hot wet fuck what color the top dog is or isn't? would the sheer pride of seeing "one of us" in the white house automatically mobilize ppl who identify as black in such a way that we decided to just magically pull it all together and start . . . doing what?
what does 'taking over' even entail?
exactly.
simple asses.

and i won't address the "muslim thing."
i refuse to discuss what seems to be the prevailing anti-obama (or decidedly anti-democrat, possibly even anti-black) song & dance: these niggers got student loans and took too long paying them back! um, i'm sorry -- i had one loan and that was because i quit school after a year and a half. do you know how long it took me to pay it off? about 3 years, and i didn't even go to the ever-expensive harvard or yale. this is so dumb. are those who criticize michelle and/ or barack obama aware that the FAFSA is for everyone? are they aware that havard's law school site itself discusses the extension of loan repayment for graduates who do not go into six-figure jobs straightaway? come on. this is just plain ridiculous.

i won't dedicate much more time to this, as i need to go to bed.

but i genuinely do hope that the scales begin to fall from folks' eyes. if not immediately or in time for election day, then soon enough that they are able to save themselves from the madness that has engulfed this land.

but what do i know?
i'm just polishing my illegally obtained gun so i can "take over" on inauguration day.

4 comments:

The Diva said...

"and I believe Palin, she's filled with the Holy Spirit, and I believe she's gonna bring honesty and integrity to the White House." *shudder*

"I don't like the fact that he thinks us white people are trash. Because...we're not."

well, i know i'm not, but that's to say nothing for other folks of pinkish/whitish skin tones.

sigh. this is the stuff that reminds me what an uphill climb i have when i'm trying to teach my kids how to write a thesis statement. how do i do that when there's people in the country (read: country country) who can pontificate like this on camera? and then they wonder why we're one of the dumbest nations on earth. we're a superpower just for spite.

sparkle said...

the level of fuckery is too high for my liking. i was gonna write more but i'd still be here trying to pick that mess apart.

yes, there will be a celebration for barack obama's win. because he represents the end of some of the darkest days lots of people have lived through. yes, he is black. yes. that, to some of "us," (black or not) means that this country is not quite as terrible as we thought. that speaks volumes to the generations to come.

and if those yokels in that video clip are mad about it, so be it. tell them to drive their asses to columbus or cleveland to shake their angry fists @ some black folks. shit.

let me knot even get into it.

sparkle said...

lol. did i type "knot" instead of "not?" i have lost my mind. whoops.

or maybe it was the cabernet.

ms. bliss honeycomb said...

i'm just mad he said "nigra"...

this was sent to me by a friend and, well, eh.

...and if that woman is what the holy spirit looks like, then xtianity needs a SERIOUS healing.

all i gotta say is they need to put their money where their mouth is. maybe if they actually go and look the 'hood in the eye, they'd know what's up.

furthermore, obama ain't even "one of us", technically speaking. so if they're that riled up around HIM, i can't imagine what a descendant of slaves would have to put up with. truthfully, that's probably why none of "us" have gotten as far as he has with it...